The Chase

5 Nov

This is an actual exchange that occurred between myself and a member of the male clan:

***disclaimer*** names and locations have been changed to protect the privacy of the individuals involved.
My analysis is in the parenthesis

Me: Very. What r u doing in my hood?
Guy: I’m in ******  (not my hood)
Guy: U don’t think I would’ve told ya if I was nearby (I’m obsessed with you)
Me: Idk!! Why wud u tell me if u were here??  (this is me calling him out on his crap)
Guy: Cause we both wanna see each other (this is more crap)
Me: Haha if that was true u wud come to ********* (this is the cold hard truth)
Guy: Its harder than u think ( no its not_)
Me: Well that wudnt make a diff if u really wanted to see me (once again cold hard truth)
Guy: But u really don’t wanna see me (true haha)
Me: :/ is it that obvious? (me being flirting but also dead serious)
Me: I know how guys think so ur games r just silly (yes , yes I do)
Guy: I’m doing a game now? (him playing the naïve card)
Me: Ur failing to (true story)
Guy: Ohhh (acknowledgement that I am right)
Guy: My bad (hanging his head in shame)
Me: Hahaha
Me: Its cute tho (no it isn’t)
Me: Listen lemme shoot u with some knowledge (here it comes………….)
Guy: K (no idea what he just got himself into)
Me: If a guy wants to see a girl/is interested in a girl nothing gets in his way. Guys r like animals (in a good way) they see what the want and then go get it. Its really that simple. Am I correct in this evolutionary hypothesis?
Me: A lot of girls don’t know this fact and its sad to see them try to get guys to like them and ask them out. I want to help these girls …I really do. I should write a blog.

And here I am , 2 months later with a blog up and running.
I don’t think I was wrong in what I said. It’s the sheer simple truth if a guy is into you, you WILL know. He will act like the caveman/animal that he is and go after what he wants. NOTHING will stand in his way. Please trust me on this because I am sick of hearing my friends complain and cry and whine and try to get guys to like them. You wouldn’t believe the hours of tissues and tearful conversations I had to hear that revolved around a topic that guys don’t even consciously process. The chase is in a man’s nature- just go with it, let him chase you and you wont regret it. NEVER ever do the chasing. Its like going hunting but having the prey come to you, its just not as fun or exciting. Don’t ruin the fun girls.

6 Responses to “The Chase”

  1. charles November 5, 2010 at 4:12 pm #

    Forget this dumb guy for a second, are you saying that woman should *never* do the chasing??? You make it seem like the man has to like the woman first before the woman likes the man in every scenario…

  2. Check Pleaseee November 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm #

    Thats not what I am saying at all Charles. IF the girl does like the guy first (who is keeping track honestly?) she should play her cards right and pretend like she doesn't know he exists. This will obviously drive him into a state of animalistic/cavemanistic rage and cause him to chase after her, much like a game of cat and mouse.

  3. charles November 5, 2010 at 4:22 pm #

    So no matter the situation what the girl should play hard to get?

  4. Check Pleaseee November 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm #

    Yes…was that NOT obvious?

  5. lawschooldrunk May 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    From what hashkafic background are you? It will help me put your posts in perspective. I do not know any males like this amongst my acquaintances. (At least I hope the males I know don't act like this on dates.)

  6. charles May 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    Trust me, if you knew checkpleaseee you wouldnt be asking so many questions. You'd be doing your utmost to try and get her 😉

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