The FreakS….yes, plural form

14 Nov

You may be asking yourself HOW I manage to get into the dating snafus that I describe in my blog. Why is this woman such a magnet for freaks and weirdos?? You are not alone in your curiosity for I too am constantly pondering that very same question on a daily basis.

For those  of you who know me, I come across as a relatively normal girl who just happens to get set up on dates with absolute freaks. There are a few possible reasons as to why I believe this happens:

Possibility #1
The matchmaker truly believes that this guy would be perfect for me. Most of the time when this happens I don’t know whether I should be offended or not. (I usually am).

Possibility #2
The people who set me up hate me and wish for me to suffer and squirm through an awkward encounter with the male species.

Possibility #3
Someone meets me and asks the all-to-predictable question “are you single?” to which I respond “yes, yes I am”. What usually follows is
       a)complete shock and utter disbelief (if you know me this is completely understandable as I am QUITE a catch)
       b)an exclamation of “OHHHHH have I got a guy for you!!!!!”

This guy, ladies and gentleman, is known as “the freak”…. It usually isn’t the matchmakers fault. Their thought process is always EXTREMELY precise and calculated. I am sure thousands of nanoseconds of thought went into their decision making process that you and “the freak” are soul mates who will instantly fall in love and live happily ever after together in freakdom.

                                                                         OR

They went hmmmmmmmm……. YOU are single…… and this random freak that I know is single too! Since A+B=C….it stands to reason that if there are 2 single people it simply must be true love in its purest form.

And there you have it…. the reason that this blog exists and the reason the stories that will soon have you laughing until your abdominal muscles shorten to their optimal length tension ratio is all due to those lovely matchmakers…bless their hearts.

One Response to “The FreakS….yes, plural form”

  1. lawschooldrunk May 19, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    Wow. I have gone through this dating process and dated the female counterparts. Scary.

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