Nice guys finish first in my book…

27 Dec

I see this happen all the time and it really makes me sad. It usually goes a little something like this:

There is a girl who pines over this so called “bad guy”, he doesn’t care about her AT ALL and treats her like dirt but she is ignorant and relentless. Then there is usually a “nice guy” that she cries to when the “bad guy” ignores her. It is obvious to EVERYONE except the girl that the “nice guy” is in love with her and would be perfect for her. However, her heart is set on the guy who treats her like an old pair of gym socks you neglected to wash before wearing again.

It is pretty obvious that I am far too smart to be one of those girls who falls for the bad guy. It is a difficultly acquired skill for a woman to not only become immune to the “bad guys” and their game, but to also manipulate them, use their own tactics against them and voila! You have yourself a new play thing.

But back to the question at hand…
Why does this happen? Why do girls always fall for the “bad guys”??

In my opinion, it is a result or combination of the following reasons:

Reason #1
She thinks she can change him or that he will change FOR her.
This is the first and most erroneous thought process any girl could have. It is no secret that men do not change. I repeat…. THEY DO NOT CHANGE unless it comes from within themselves. It is a delusion on the girl’s part to think that she can make the bad guy see the errors of his ways and magically fall in love with her. This only happens in movies or fairy tales and usually is followed by something tragic. For example in “A Walk To Remember” when the bad guy falls for the dorky girl and then in the end she dies.

Trying to change a man is as successful as trying to get them to put the damn toilet seat back down. Wait a minute……… That analogy alone is a catch -22 because getting them to put the toilet seat down IS in fact, attempting to change them! FAIL.

Men go into a relationship hoping that the woman won’t change, and she does. Women go into a relationship thinking they can change the man, and he doesn’t. That is the simple truth.

Reason #2
The girl suffers from insecurity and/or abandonment issues, low self esteem and lack of brain cells. This kind of girl thrives on ANY kind of attention, but mostly, negative attention. This is where the bad guy’s jerk-like demeanor pays off. He just acts like himself and she falls at his feet.

This quote by Barney Stinson from HIMYM sums it all up:
“You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues. I love them Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin—mostly thin. B-man don’t do thick crust, what up!”

Or, from the genius wit of THE Tucker Max:
“Like most super-hot girls she was incredibly insecure. She wore too much make up and not enough clothes; which is always a sign of despair in a woman. But she went beyond the normal do-these-pants-make-me-look-fat-insecurity, which is managable, and graduated to full on I-am-so-ugly-and-worthless-please-do-me-so-I-can-feel-close-to-someone…….As a result of her severe and unquenchable insecurity, she was quite promiscuous…”

A woman’s desire to “prove herself” is more potent than any aphrodisiac. So when the guy ignores her, or makes fun of her- its pretty much in the bag. She will stop at nothing to prove him wrong (women enjoy being right) by ANY means possible.

As Tucker Max says “Female insecurity- its the gift that keeps on giving”

Advice for the girls: Either:

 1)Stop being insecure! You are amazing and any guy would be lucky to share the same breathing space as you. There is nothing sexier than a confident woman.

2)BE AWARE of men who exhibit these signs or put you down. It is all part of their carefully calculated plan.


Anyway these insecure women are just asking to get hurt and all along the “nice guy” best friend is just waiting around for her to realize he exists. 

Advice for the nice guys: MAN UP. Or if that doesn’t work maybe don a leather jacket to give yourself a little bit of a bad boy edge. But honestly, the way to really get her is to give her a chance to miss you.
Counting Crows got it right “Don’t it always seems to go that you don’t know what you got till its gone”
If that doesn’t work….MOVE ON, your just going to make yourself miserable.

Taking all of this information into consideration it should come as no surprise to you that……….


Because they are genuine, they are smart, respectful, sweet and endearingly awkward. In my opinion there is nothing sexier than a nerd. Anything reminiscent of a nerd makes me weak in the knees: Suspenders, glasses, calculators, bow ties, math obsessions, clumsy non athletic stature, dreams of being an accountant or actuary, extreme knowledge in the realm of Harry Potter or Star Wars, ahhhhh I am melting just thinking about it. 


 To sum:
FORGET THE BAD BOYS….Nerds are the new black

4 Responses to “Nice guys finish first in my book…”

  1. Enamuel December 28, 2010 at 3:04 am #

    "Nerds are the new black" damn bitch you are one big racist! also you're a real jerk for ruining "A Walk To Remember" for everyone….

  2. Check Pleaseee December 29, 2010 at 4:25 am #

    First of all, you were the one who perceived my comment to be racist which leads me to believe this is a case where the "pot calls the kettle black" pun intended. Second of all, if you haven't seen the movie by now you never honestly planned on seeing it. Think of it this way, I just saved you from having to watch a chick flick while simultaneously providing you with a synopsis which you can use to discuss on dates with girls if you can manage to get yourself one.Good luck with that

  3. queenplaid January 4, 2011 at 3:50 pm #

    kinda reminds me of a book i read once…nerds like it hot…

  4. Check Pleaseee January 18, 2011 at 5:59 am #

    YES THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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